Samuel L. Jackson reads 'Stay the F*ck at Home' poem, and it's just perfection

In 2011, Adam Mansbach created perhaps the first children's book written specifically for parents, called "Go the F*ck to Sleep." The hilarious story, which chronicles a parent's desperate desire to get a child to sleep, was made even greater when it was read aloud by world-class f-bomb dropper Samuel L. Jackson.

Now Mansbach and Jackson have collaborated on a new take on the book for the coronavirus pandemic. It's a poem called "Stay the F*ck at Home," and it's perfect. It begins:

The 'rona is spreading. This sh*t is no joke. It's no time to work or roam.

The way you can fight it is simple my friends—just stay the f*ck at home.

Now technically, I'm not a doctor. But motherf*ckers listen when I read a poem.

So here I am, Sam F*ckin' Jackson, imploring you—keep your ass at home.

This is exactly the entertaining admonition we all need right now. Enjoy:

Samuel L. Jackson Says Stay the F**k at Home

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Oh, to be loved with this much enthusiasm! The sheer adoration on his face. What a lucky little sister.

2. Teens raise thousands for their senior trip, then donate it to their community instead.

When it came time for Islesboro Central School's Class of 2021 to pick the destination for their senior class trip, the students began eyeing a trip to Greece or maybe even South Korea. But in the end, they decided to donate $5,000 they'd raised for the trip to help out their community members struggling in the wake of the pandemic instead.

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