Here are some game tips that work on the board and in real life: First, start with all the money. Then buy Park Place. Don't forget to buy a politician—they really come in handy when those pesky citizens' groups start nosing around your business! And if you didn't get to be the banker? Well, I'm sorry my friend, that's just the way the game is played. You want a fair chance? Better ask Parker Brothers to put out a Democracy version.