Why is everyone talking about Threads? A quick look at the wholesome Twitter alternative
People have been searching for a more harmonious app, and right now, Threads is unraveling to be just that.

'Threads,' the new social media app everyone is talking about
If you're like me, you were probably a little lost when everyone started talking about thread overnight. Is there a sewing convention touring the United States? Are we learning a new survival skill for the end times? After some very quick, not-so-deep research in the halls of influencers' comment sections, I quickly learned people weren't talking about thread at all.
Threads. They were talking about Threads, a new social media app created by none other than Instagram, which is owned by Meta (or as we older folks call it, Facebook). Essentially, it's all owned by Mark Zuckerberg, and while some are side-eyeing what they say is a monopoly on social media platforms, others are excited about the current wholesomeness of it all.
Someone remarked that the app gave 2008 social media feels where everything was mostly kitten pictures and dying crops folks forgot to tend on Farmville.
People are hungry for a more unifying experience, basically, yearning for what social media was originally intended to be. And for the time being, Threads seems to be providing that space. It's also growing exponentially in the short time it's been in existence. Zuckerberg made a post on the app announcing that it had over 10 million subscribers in just seven hours. That seems like a record that surprisingly didn't crash any servers.

'Threads,' the new social media app everyone is talking about
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The app is tied to your Instagram account, which makes it extremely easy to migrate to because you're not losing the folks you follow. They've figured out a way to essentially "port" your following to the new platform, which is amazing if you're an influencer or follow a lot of people. Now, it's still up to those people to follow you, but when you log on, everyone you were following is just magically there awaiting your finger to press "follow all."
As more people you follow on Instagram mosey on over to Threads, they just appear in your timeline because, surprise, you're already following them. Maybe this isn't as cool to other people, but for those that like things to transfer seamlessly, this is a game changer.
There has been a bit of hesitation from the over-35 crew. Learning a new app is intimidating and makes you want to give up no matter what the cool kids are doing. But that's also something that Threads seems to have kept in mind. Not only does it make it easy to curate your space with the people you've already connected with, but it also works in a strikingly similar way to Twitter. Except everyone seems to be on their best behavior and actively enjoying the new app smell.

'Threads,' the new social media app everyone is talking about
It's the little things that make millennials happy and an intuitive app that ports over your best buds so you don't have to learn anything new is right at the top of the list. This is also a reason that so many people are die-hard iPhone fans. If you bought your first iPhone in 2013, the model you bought in 2023 still works exactly the same and you've likely never typed in an old contact once.
Being sort of the millennial that started it all, Zuckerberg knew in order to win over his cohort, he'd have to make it easy. Now if only Threads were available in a desktop version, even more folks would likely make the leap.
But for now, the mobile version is enticing plenty of people, even though some still have some big feelings over anything branded Meta. For those looking for nostalgic wholesomeness in content, Threads is currently the place to be.



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You just know there's a person named Whiskey out there getting a kick out of this. 


An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.