Behold The Bluntest, Deepest, And Deadliest Graduation Speech In The History Of The Known Universe

Joss Whedon, the director of "The Avengers" and creator of some of the greatest iconic women TV action heroes like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Zoe Washburne ("Firefly"), graduated from Wesleyan University a long time ago. So they dragged him back to do a commencement speech. It's kind of awesome.