Why yes, it is absolutely cold outside. And sometimes it's cold inside, like when coffee shops leave the godforsaken door open, and you're just trying to work but now you need to put a coat on which defeats the purpose of going indoors and that's stupidly frustrating. Anyways, what I mean to say is that cold weather doesn't mean the world isn't getting warmer.
You got me, Donald. Now I'm all backed into a corner with no one to turn to.
In New York, March was the coldest month in recorded history - we could use some GLOBAL WARMING!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2014
So I guess I'll have to turn to science!
But then again, maybe Mr. Trump is onto something: