So there's this hate group called Westboro Baptist Church. They are the famous crazy people who show up at soldier funerals and national tragedies to be real life tragedy trolls. They figure out the most offensive thing to say, then try to upset everyone while they grieve. They are nothing if not classy. This last week they said they were going to protest the funeral of Aurora shooting victims. Which they didn't do. Instead, they Photoshopped themselves into the vigil like they were there. Which is in violation of Commandment #9, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. " Or the Cliff's Notes version: "Don't lie, bigoted middle school bully hate group masquerading as a church." It's from something called "The Bible." That's the book they say their ideas are based on. Just sayin'.