Hey, Dudes: Throw Away The Creams, Pumps, And Vacuums And Please Just Listen To Her For 2 Minutes

So many boys start worrying about their, um … let’s say “stature” the minute they hit puberty, but if anyone can set them straight, she can. (Warning: definitely completely NSFW.)

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