Hey, Dudes: Throw Away The Creams, Pumps, And Vacuums And Please Just Listen To Her For 2 Minutes

So many boys start worrying about their, um … let’s say “stature” the minute they hit puberty, but if anyone can set them straight, she can. (Warning: definitely completely NSFW.)

Pets

Woman’s childhood dog shows up unexpectedly in Google Maps search, and millions relate

Generations

92-year-old granddad makes a sandwich miners used to eat to last all day. People are awed.

Technology

In 1790, Samuel Hopkins was issued the first patent in the United States. It spurred American innovation.

Science

Mark Ruffalo dreamed he had a brain tumor. The next day a scan found one.