Hey, Dudes: Throw Away The Creams, Pumps, And Vacuums And Please Just Listen To Her For 2 Minutes

So many boys start worrying about their, um ... let's say "stature" the minute they hit puberty, but if anyone can set them straight, she can. (Warning: definitely completely NSFW.)

OK, now go like Laci on Facebook, or what are you doing with your life? And if you're the sort of person who doesn't have a penis and are wondering...

You'll want to give this a watch.