Stop Turning Everything I Do Into A Political Statement!

Once upon a time, there was no “liberal” beer or “conservative” beer, there was just … beer. Sometimes I'm just eating a corndog, not plotting the destruction of freedom and democracy. Thanks for ruining everything, politics.

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