Most Celebrities Promote Products They Like. Ellen DeGeneres Is Not Most Celebrities.

Rebecca Eisenberg
A few months ago, Ellen DeGeneres discovered that Bic was making a line of pink and purple pens designed to fit delicate lady hands. In response, she issued a scathing, hilarious smackdown. I am absolutely delighted that she didn't stop there.

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