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The NSA Has A Sexy Little Music Video They’d Prefer You Don’t Watch. EVER.

Not sure if you heard about the awful music video “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke — a sexist factory of dumb — but the NSA made a far more disturbing version. Enjoy! WARNING: THIS IS SATIRE AND NOT OFFICIAL NSA DOCUMENTATION

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Adam Mordecai

You could share this if you think that maybe the NSA should stop spying on us. Totally up to you though.

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