To recap:


Obviously.

Also obviously.


Birth control is pretty handy for other things too, remember?

But, being from Ohio with a dad who works in HVAC helps.

Because there are gay kids and happy kids with gay parents, remember?

Also obviously on top of the other obvious stuff.

No seriously, why haven't you shared it?

Shocking footage taken in Alpharetta, Georgia last Thursday shows a mother relaxing by a pool while her two sons play in the water. The scene quickly changes from fun to frightening when one son warns her about a tree about to fall on her.

"I was sitting at the pool relaxing and reading a book while watching my two sons swim, when I heard a tree cracking and then my son yelled 'Run mom!' so I bolted out of my chair right before a huge tree fell right on the chair I was sitting on," the mother said, according to Viral Hog.

"Our home security camera captured the whole thing!"

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