A White Dude Told Some Asians How To Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Have Done That Near Roger Ebert.

Wherein I give Mr. Ebert 1,000,000 thumbs up. RIP.

If you have any thumbs, would you mind sharing this? It's one of my favorite things he ever said.

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