Wherein I give Mr. Ebert 1,000,000 thumbs up. RIP.
If you have any thumbs, would you mind sharing this? It's one of my favorite things he ever said.
Hi there, internet friend. We need to talk. You're using a painfully old web browser, and frankly, it's getting a little weird. It's not safe, and we want the best for you. We think it's time to upgrade.
Download Google Chrome, and try it for a week. Don't think about it, just do it. You'll thank us later.