Here’s a short list of things I don’t know: why we can’t vote on weekends, how TLC can feature Honey Boo Boo Child and still call itself The Learning Channel, and why nap time has to go away after kindergarten. John Lloyd radically expands my list and does it with an undeniably charming English accent. At  3:12 he basically ends the endless “Is God real?” conversation and at 6:08 he makes a liar out of every electrician in America.