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What happens when a straight guy pretends to come out to his parents? Comedy gold.

Josh Healey's pretend coming-out was slightly different than most. Also, more hilarious. If you just want to read it, click the transcript button below.

Josh Healey, a writer and teacher, got to go to his cousin's wedding. It just happened to be a gay wedding. And his favorite thing about it?

"Here were two women getting married, and it wasn't a big deal."

Which made him think...


"What would it be like if straight folks had to come out too?"

This is what can happen when you have super-liberal parents and you come to the realization you are straight. (I wish all coming-out stories were this hilarious.)

So brave. So very brave. And shareable if you click "share" below.

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When schools closed early in the spring, the entire country was thrown for a loop. Parents had to figure out what to do with their kids. Teachers had to figure out how to teach students at home. Kids had to figure out how to navigate a totally new routine that was being created and altered in real time.

For many families, it was a big honking mess—one that many really don't want to repeat in the fall.

But at the same time, the U.S. hasn't gotten a handle on the coronavirus pandemic. As states have begun reopening—several of them too early, according to public health officials—COVID-19 cases have risen to the point where we now have more cases per day than we did during the height of the outbreak in the spring. And yet President Trump is making a huge push to get schools to reopen fully in the fall, even threatening to possibly remove funding if they don't.

It's worth pointing out that Denmark and Norway had 10 and 11 new cases yesterday. Sweden and Germany had around 300 each. The U.S. had 55,000. (And no, that's not because we're testing thousands of times more people than those countries are.)

The president of the country's largest teacher's union had something to say about Trump's push to reopen schools. Lily Eskelsen Garcia says that schools do need to reopen, but they need to be able to reopen safely—with measures that will help keep both students and teachers from spreading the virus and making the pandemic worse. (Trump has also criticized the CDCs "very tough & expensive guidelines" for reopening schools.)

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