These happy dogs in costumes have a word of advice for their humans this Halloween.
Halloween is awesome, and we would know. We're dogs in costumes.
Pocky, a pug, is dressed in a military costume. Photo by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images.
Adults, kids, and even pets like us get to dress up and make believe however we want on Halloween.
(There's even candy involved, which is a nice bonus.)
Superdog catches a frisbee. Photo by Amanda Edwards/Getty Images.
But sometimes people want to divide our imaginations by gender, and we're not into it.
Take a walk through any costume party or Halloween aisle and you'll see what we mean.
Boys and men get to be traditional police officers. Girls and women? Not so much.
Golden retrievers Champ (L) and Jordan (R), dressed as SWAT team members. Photo by Frederic J. Brown/AFP/Getty Images.
Girls and women get to be butterfly princesses. Boys and men? Well, you get the idea.
Daisy, a bulldog, is dressed as a princess. Photo by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images.
The whole thing is pretty gross. (And we know gross. We eat cat poop.)
A dog dressed as a spider takes part in Halloween dog parade. Photo by Timothy A. Clary/AFP/Getty Images.
Why? Because men don't own masculinity, just like women don't own femininity.
Hanging a gender on a costume doesn't make much sense at all, especially for kids who are still sorting out their identities.
Dachshund-terrier mix Robin, dressed as a mail carrier. Photo by Frederic J. Brown/AFP/Getty Images.
As young people sort out their identities, who are we to keep them from expressing themselves?
Bon the dog poses as an iPhone. Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images.
This Halloween, take a cue from us, the pets in your life (and our pet-parents), and dress how you want.
Bambi, a Dachshund mix, is dressed as Superman. Photo by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images.
We're dogs in costumes, and unless you look really closely (why would you, though?), you can't even tell whether we're male or female.
We're just playing dress up.
Rudy (L) poses as Michael Jackson and Parker poses as his girlfriend in the "Thriller" video. Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images.
We're walking, barking furry reminders that setting aside gendered costumes and outdated expectations matters.
Why? Because being who you want to be in this world matters.
A dog dresses as the wolf masquerading as Grandma from "Little Red Riding Hood." Photo by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images.
This year on Halloween, do us pets a solid: Encourage the kids in your life to choose whatever costume they want.
After all, when children dress up, it's more than play — they're learning too.
Bella Luna, a Pomeranian, is dressed as a chef. Photo by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images.
If that means shopping in a different section or skipping the party store entirely this year, so be it.
Terrier-pitbull mix Parker dressed as a unicorn. Photo by Frederic J. Brown/AFP/Getty Images.
Short of appropriating someone's culture or heritage, everyone deserves to play as they please.
A Chihuahua is dressed as an aviator at a Halloween dog costume parade. Photo by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images.
That's what Halloween is all about.
Just when you've seen everything, a dog cowgirl. Photo by Timothy Clary/AFP/Getty Images.
So have fun. Be safe. And, most importantly, be yourself.
(Or, better yet, the costumed version of yourself you want to share with the world.)
Tommy attends the 3rd Annual Bow-Wow-Ween. Photo by Amanda Edwards/Getty Images.



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An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.