Did You Know The Democrats Have A Secret Plan To Make You Rich?

If you took all of your money out only when one party was in the White House, and put it all back in only when the other was in office, you’d be really rich right now. (Unless you chose the Republican Party as the party to invest in.)

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Adam Mordecai

Apr 30, 2012

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