Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Never have I seen such a clever parody of social smoking.

Let's be real, we all know this person. Hell, you might even be this person. That doesn't mean you're awful or bad or disgusting. But it does mean that you should call a spade a spade.

Social Farter

Social Nibbler

Social Ear Wax Picker

That said, I hope you're a social sharer and pass this one on.