Male 1: Six beers, two shots and a Jager Bomb.
Male 2: I don't care.
Male 3: Check it out. Check it out. Lesbians, bro.
Male 2: Yes. Dude, they are so hot.
Male 1: Oh, yes.
Male 3: Those girls kissed.
Male 2: They're going all the way.
Male 3: Yo, this is more than just a hook up, bro. Their conversation is crazy intimate.
Male 2: Man, I got to record this, all right? My boys are never going to believe I saw two human beings connect on this level.
Male 3: Yo, you can tell they find each other attractive outside of the male standard for beauty.
Male 1: No way. They're meeting each other's families.
Male 2: Nice, dude. Everyone seems to be getting along.
Pink shirt: They're happy that their daughters are happy, bro.
Male 1: They just started dating, and they're already moving in together.
Male 2: Snap. One of their dads is going to co-sign the lease.
Pink shirt: Yo, he's so open-minded. It's so banging.
Male 1: Yo, that is a crazy commitment, but not as serious as...
All: Holy shit. Holy shit.
Male 1: Girl on girl matrimony.
Pink shirt: This is going on the Internet.
Male 2: Hash tag, shattering berries.
Male 3: Yo, dude, the club knows -- dude. Dude, they adopted, man.
Male 2: What? That little girl is mad blessed to have two strong women in her life.
Male 3: Yo, she's going to find out that gender roles are a relic of the patriarchy.
Male 1: You know, it's so sweet how they still find time for each other even after the kids.
Male 2: Because they're soul mates, dude. It's so hot.
Male 1: Damn. Their girl is ready to go to college. What?
Female 1: Study hard.
Male 1: It's like she was just born a few seconds ago.
Male 2: Oh, no. One of their moms passed away. It's a good thing she has a rock.
Male 3: Dude, she'll be strong enough for the both of them.
Male 1: Yo, look at all the grandchildren.
Male 2: Those are some proud ass matriarchs.
Male 1: Time has come full circle, bros.
Male 3: She will die as she lived, with love by her side.
Male 1: Dudes, there's a dead old lady in our frat house.
Male 3: Yo, we're so screwed.
Male 2: Yo, who's going to believe what happened?
Male 1: I got to go.
Male 3: Yo, if you liked that video and want to see more funny ass videos, click on me to subscribe.
Male 1: Dudes, I love you guys.
Male 2: Dude, no.
Male 3: You're super drunk.
Male 2: I feel you, man.
Male 3: We love you too, but you're like...
Male 1: I'm scared.There may be small errors in this transcript.