If You Eat 1,000 Cows In One Sitting, Either You're A Monster Or You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously.

When I was in high school, I once ate 50 McNuggets in an eating contest. Afterwards I felt physically ill for a few days, and now this video makes me sick to think that I probably ate meat from a LOT more than 50 different chickens.

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