Daniel-Ryan Spaulding: Oh, hey! Hey, I really loved your comedy and normally, I hate male comedians.
I'm not sexist, I just don't think men are funny. Why do they talk so much about being a man? As soon as I see a man come on stage, I'll just go to the bathroom. Oh my God, I have a penis. What's the deal with masturbation? We get it, you're a man. Can you just do comedy? It's like every show there's always one obligatory male comedian, and they always suck. And they'll do these comedy nights where it's only men. Like what're you trying to prove? I like porn. Porn is cool. What's the deal with porn? And when they start talking about men's rights? I'm not going to automatically think a man is funny just because I'm a man. And if they talk about being unattractive or not getting laid, I just feel sorry for them. But you're different. You were really funny, like a woman.
Me and my penis, penis. There may be small errors in this transcript.