You know those models with unrealistic bodies? Ellen had one on her show. Yep, totally impossible.

Did you hear about Target’s Photoshopping-gone-wrong incident? Lots of people claimed that someone did quite the hack job on a junior’s swimsuit model. Ellen invited the model on her show to clear up any confusion: Was it truly unrealistic Photoshopping, or can women actually look like this? Get the answer with a side of funny.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.