This. This Is Why We Don't Let Ladies Write TV Shows.

Sometimes, when I am watching the ol' squawk box, I have to check the channel. Did I accidentally tune into the 1950s?Some ladies decided to fix that for me. Thanks!

A comedic genius had the same thought that I do when watching your standard laugh-track sitcoms. It could be summarized more or less as, "What the shit, writers?"

She decided to fix it.


Instead of a guy saying that a vagina is like America because...

Maybe he should try...

And have you noticed how catty TV office ladies can be? They're always gossiping about who is sleeping with whom and criticizing the prettiest ones' wardrobe choices.

(Really?)

Let's try a little sisterhood.

Preach.

The next time you are spending your evening staring blankly at an instrument of the patriarchy, I hope you'll mentally replace every instance of...

with...

Check the video for more improvements. If TV writers won't give us the entertainment we deserve, we'll overdub it ourselves.

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