So You Think You Could Do A Better Job Than President Obama, Huh?

Besides the whole “leaderof the free world” thing, you must really love public service to want this job;it asks so much of you. Even though I could really use a personal plane and ahelicopter, I only speak English and have a limited understanding of theConstitution. Do you have what ittakes to be president?

While I am not qualified, look at some of the perks if you are: Air Force One, your own Camp, and health care for life — SWEET.

Oh, but look at some of the desired skill sets: multiple languages, ability to overcome negativity and rejection, must be an exemplary public speaker? And my fundraising base sucks. But, as a poker player, I am used to high-risk adversarial environments! Dare to dream…