If Geek Girls Treated Geek Guys The Way Geek Guys Treat Them, Here’s How It Would Sound

Yo, fellow geeks! Guys like comics. Ladies like comics too. Comic book movies make bazillions of dollars because everyone in the world likes them. This kind of thing is just plain pointless and embarrassing.

Pets

Woman’s childhood dog shows up unexpectedly in Google Maps search, and millions relate

Generations

92-year-old granddad makes a sandwich miners used to eat to last all day. People are awed.

Technology

In 1790, Samuel Hopkins was issued the first patent in the United States. It spurred American innovation.

Science

Mark Ruffalo dreamed he had a brain tumor. The next day a scan found one.