A Fake ‘Ad’ Captures Both The Absurdity And Anger I Feel Toward High-Speed Internet Companies

Hey, America! Some of our communities have slower Internet connections than most of the industrialized world, and that’s so not OK. Shouldn’t we, like, send a slow-speed email to our representatives and tell ’em to fix that or something? This NSFW “truthful” ad will give you some good pointers on things you can talk about.

People Skills

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Nostalgia

Resurfaced clip of young Michael Jackson and Roberta Flack singing ‘When We Grow Up’ is pure magic

Generations

A Gen Zer asked Boomers to explain why they come off as ‘angry.’ They replied with vintage honesty.

Wholesome

11-year-olds mowed 50 lawns for free so the ‘Lawnmower Man’ donated gear to open a business