Superhuman Navigation Skills? Risky Sexual Behavior? Your Native Language Might Be To Blame.

It's not a perfect predictor, but it's pretty hard to argue with a dude who knows which way is southwest at all times just because he speaks a certain language. What if the mere ability to read this sentence means I'm less likely to consider the future an important part of my life? All I can say is, tomorrow be a good day for me to start saving money.

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