Why It’s Great To Grow Up In Countries With Really Cool Accents

If you’re not Dutch, you’re not much? Look how boss it is to grow up in Europe. Lest I renounce my U.S. citizenship and learn how to ice fish, here are six areas America can improve upon for its future children.

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Edwardo Jackson

Feb 20, 2013

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