I love it: "Carrot is designed with you in mind. It's a seamless experience, meticulously crafted, from beginning to end."
After seeing the ridiculousness that is this ad, it's worth thinking about what makes this style so appealing when it's applied to an iPhone. Even though this is meant squarely as a critique of tech culture, I can't help but think what it would be like if vegetables were actually advertised better. What if green beans were the next hottest product on the market? I don't know, but it's some food for thought.