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This Is The Best A Breathalyzer Will Ever Sound

Breathalyzers (to my knowledge) don’t make melodious horn Muzak. Do not test this by having to blow into one. Do everyone you know a favor this holiday season and don’t let them drink and drive.

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Rollie Williams

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