There’s Only One Real Way To Pick Up A Girl, And You’d Never Do It To A Stranger

Hehehe! If you find the idea of “picking up” anyone pretty gross (since it, you know, kinda totally objectifies and game-ifies how human beings form romantic connections), you might want to check out this pretty perfect response to an oh-so-inappropriate question. The best part? The ending. Yesssss.

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Jun 9, 2014

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