Noah's Ark Was Basically The Worst Season Of 'The Bachelor' Ever [VIDEO]

I don't mean to be rude but it looks like that Noah dude maaaaayyyyyy have exaggerated just a bit when he said he brought two of every species on the ark with him. Either that or "God" forgot some basic principles of "biology" when he gave Noah those instructions.Warning: What you're about to see is very, very, very weird...but also very, very, very cool.