Here at Upworthy Conglomerated Offices Inc. LTD, when we cover things that matter so often, we notice patterns. One thing we've noticed is that we have a pretty swell audience that really cares about the world. The other is that when we mention the words "net neutrality," all of your eyes seem to glaze over and you walk away (metaphorically, of course). Hopefully, the case is presented in a super entertaining way this time. Because guys — this matters.