'Greatest Hits' tweets hilariously expose our preconceived ideas about jobs.

When we hear someone has a certain job, we make a series of assumptions about what life is like in that profession. However, more often than not, their jobs are less romantic than we think.

Here's a list of tweets that skewer the silly assumptions we make about people and the work they do.

1. Yes, I’m actually your doctor

via Twitter


2. Have you started passing gas?

via Twitter

3. It’s on the syllabus

via Twitter

4. What made you think that was an emergency?

https://mobile.twitter.com/realEDdoc/status/1085855743742541825

5. YouTube does not make it true

via Twitter

6. Seriously, not an emergency

via Twitter

7. What does your company actually do?

via Twitter

8. I’ve clearly failed as a mother

via Twitter

9. How did this ever work?

via Twitter

10. Dating is wild

via Twitter

11. I don’t care what Dr. Oz said

via Twitter

12. Exposure doesn’t pay the bills

via Twitter

This article was originally published by our partners at Humans of Tumblr and was written by Melinda Sineriz.

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