Once more for good measure, here’s what the point of the hashtag is:
This one nicely illustrates the “you must have wanted my attention” trope.
This one adds a bit of the Nunya Business flair.
The “I think there’s a magic number of times to call you out when you’ll finally welcome me with open arms.”
And this one features the age-old “You were lucky to be getting some of my attention” sour grapes approach.
And don’t forget to go out into the world and give as good as you get.