It's No Longer Hard To Guess Why People Are In Federal Prison

No, wait, lemme guess. OK ... not "National Security," not ... "Continuing Criminal Enterprise" ... hmm ... I'm gonna have to say, "Miscellaneous." Oh, it was drug offenses? Now you're boring me.

WHY ARE DRUG OFFENSES STILL CRAZY-ILLEGAL?!?

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