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No, wait, lemme guess. OK … not “National Security,” not … “Continuing Criminal Enterprise” … hmm … I’m gonna have to say, “Miscellaneous.” Oh, it was drug offenses? Now you’re boring me.WHY ARE DRUG OFFENSES STILL CRAZY-ILLEGAL?!?