A Stampede Of People On Black Friday Is A Bad Thing. A Stampede On This New Holiday? Spectacular.

Joseph Lamour
Black Friday comes at the most hypocritical time in the year. After we celebrate the close ties of family and reflect, thankful for what we have in this mortal coil, we don several layers of knits and get into fistfights over an off-brand flat-screen television. What kind of backward sense does that make?

Giving Tuesday is the solution to the inevitable guilt you'll have after all your Cyber Monday clicking nets you a deal on that iPad you've been craving all year.

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