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15 tweets that only married people will understand

Even the perfect marriage (if that exists) would have its everyday frustrations.

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A typical... frustrating day.

Being married is like being half of a two-headed monster. It's impossible to avoid regular disagreements when you're bound to another person for the rest of your life.

Even the perfect marriage (if there was such a thing) would have its daily frustrations. Funnily enough, most fights aren't caused by big decisions but the simple, day-to-day questions, such as "What do you want for dinner?"; "Are we free Friday night?"; and "What movie do you want to see?”


Here are some hilarious tweets that just about every married couple will understand.

grievances, irritable interactions, dissastifsfaction

The dinner debates...

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texting, resentments, bummer

What do we need from the store?

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competition, team, newlyweds

A silent competition.

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misplaced items, vanished, missing keys

Stop moving things around.

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altercations, , remedy, healing

Lack of empathy.

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breakfast in bed, bickering, quarrels

Breakfast in bed!

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deliberation, disputes, agitations

Load it; then start it.

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espoused, mated, joined in holy matrimony

Marrying up.

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united together, walking the path, joined at the hip

Watching shows together.

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little forms of affection, affectionate, considerate

Putting the seat down... or up?

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tolerant, understanding, all heart

Like me on Instagram. Like me!

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inside jokes, tweets, frustration

We both get up when I get up.

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Share and share alike.

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marriage, couples, relationships

There are rules to the bedroom.

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married life, wives, husbands

Fun with pets.

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This article originally appeared on 09.06.17