Kayaker in Chile swallowed whole by a humpback whale before it spits him back out unharmed
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Unbelievable video of man swallowed whole by humpback whale
If you've ever seen the movie Pinocchio you likely remember the scene where the wooden boy and his creator Geppetto get swallowed by a whale. Or maybe you've heard the story of Jonah and the whale where the disobedient man is swallowed by a whale after a fisherman threw him overboard. In both stories the people were swallowed whole and eventually escaped the bellies of their fishy captor but the stories seem so far fetched that they're simply unbelievable, until recently.
Adrián Simancas and his father Dell Simancas were kayaking in Bahía El Águila, Chile when Adrián was briefly swallowed by a whale. Yes, these are real people, not cartoon characters. The pair were spending the day together, Dell recording on his phone like any other parent wanting to capture the moment to relive later when he wound up seeing the unbelievable.
Adrián is there one second and the next, a giant whale breaches the surface and just like that the younger Simancas is gone. The terror that likely coursed through Dell's body as he watched his child become a snack for a humpback whale is unimaginable. Thankfully, the terror was brief, within moments of being swallowed, the humpback whale spit the man back out. Maybe life jackets aren't appetizing.

But obviously, Dell wasn't the only person terrified by the whale's actions. Adrián tells Telefe Noticias, "I felt a blow coming from behind and he lifted me up. I felt a slimy texture on my face and saw dark blue colors with white. I thought I was going to die."
He explains to another news station, Noticias Caracol that even after the whale spit him out he was not sure if he was alive or what happened to his father. It was when he felt the life jacket pulling him to the surface that he realized he had survived the ordeal but still had no idea what happened since the whale came from behind him.
“When I came up and started floating, I was scared that something might happen to my father too, that we wouldn’t reach the shore in time, or that I would get hypothermia,” he tells The Associated Press.
The 24-year-old and his father are from Venezuela and were only visiting the Chilean Patagonia for an expedition with a boating group. It was thanks to his father, who Adrián says has more paddling experience than him, and the boaters that the man was quickly rescued. Adrián escaped the situation completely unharmed, though it's likely a bit traumatizing to be unexpectedly swallowed by a whale while you're minding your business.

Humpback whales are large creatures, weighing around 40 tons and reaching up to 60 feet long, which is about 15 feet longer and 30,000 pounds more than a full sized school bus. But generally humpback whales are not inclined to make humans a part of their charcuterie boards so attacks are extremely rare, their preferred food are actually tiny sea creatures. They eat plankton, krill and small fish, humans simply don't fit into their diet.
In Adrián's case, he was likely swallowed by mistake when the whale was breaching the surface with its mouth open, which is why he was promptly spat out. The moment is certainly something Adrián nor his father will ever forget and when someone thinks he's lying about becoming Jonah for a few seconds, he can simply pull out the video. Now that's what you call a whale of a tale.
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Resurfaced video of French skier's groin incident has people giving the announcer a gold medal
"The boys took a beating on that one."
Downhill skiing is a sport rife with injuries, but not usually this kind.
A good commentator can make all the difference when watching sports, even when an event goes smoothly. But it's when something goes wrong that great announcers rise to the top. There's no better example of a great announcer in a surprise moment than when French skier Yannick Bertrand took a gate to the groin in a 2007 super-G race.
Competitive skiers fly down runs at incredible speeds, often exceeding 60 mph. Hitting something hard at that speed would definitely hurt, but hitting something hard with a particularly sensitive part of your body would be excruciating. So when Bertrand slammed right into a gate family-jewels-first, his high-pitched scream was unsurprising. What was surprising was the perfect commentary that immediately followed.
This is a clip you really just have to see and hear to fully appreciate:
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It's unclear who the announcer is, even after multiple Google inquiries, which is unfortunate because that gentleman deserves a medal. The commentary gets better with each repeated viewing, with highlights like:
"The gate the groin for Yannick Bertrand, and you could hear it. And if you're a man, you could feel it."
"Oh, the Frenchman. Oh-ho, monsieurrrrrr."
"The boys took a beating on that one."
"That guy needs a hug."
"Those are the moments that change your life if you're a man, I tell you what."
"When you crash through a gate, when you do it at high rate of speed, it's gonna hurt and it's going to leave a mark in most cases. And in this particular case, not the area where you want to leave a mark."
Imagine watching a man take a hit to the privates at 60 mph and having to make impromptu commentary straddling the line between professionalism and acknowledging the universal reality of what just happened. There are certain things you can't say on network television that you might feel compelled to say. There's a visceral element to this scenario that could easily be taken too far in the commentary, and the inherent humor element could be seen as insensitive and offensive if not handled just right.
The announcer nailed it. 10/10. No notes.
The clip frequently resurfaces during the Winter Olympic Games, though the incident didn't happen during an Olympic event. Yannick Bertrand was competing at the FIS World Cup super-G race in Kvitfjell, Norway in 2007, when the unfortunate accident occurred. Bertrand had competed at the Turin Olympics the year before, however, coming in 24th in the downhill and super-G events.
As painful as the gate to the groin clearly as, Bertrand did not appear to suffer any damage that kept him from the sport. In fact, he continued competing in international downhill and super-G races until 2014.
According to a 2018 study, Alpine skiing is a notoriously dangerous sport with a reported injury rate of 36.7 per 100 World Cup athletes per season. Of course, it's the knees and not the coin purse that are the most common casualty of ski racing, which we saw clearly in U.S. skier Lindsey Vonn's harrowing experiences at the 2026 Olympics. Vonn was competing with a torn ACL and ended up being helicoptered off of the mountain after an ugly crash that did additional damage to her legs, requiring multiple surgeries (though what caused the crash was reportedly unrelated to her ACL tear). Still, she says she has no regrets.
As Bertrand's return to the slopes shows, the risk of injury doesn't stop those who live for the thrill of victory, even when the agony of defeat hits them right in the rocks.