It's Official — Fox News Just Hit Rock Bottom. Hard And Repeatedly.

I'm not sure which show makes more sense to be on Comedy Central. Jon Stewart is a pretty funny dude, but smart money says the real comedic geniuses are working at Fox News (buried deep inside the subconsciouses of the Fox anchors).

It's Official — Fox News Just Hit Rock Bottom. Hard And Repeatedly.

For reference, the first 10 amendments are:
1 - Protects freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press, as well as the right to assemble and petition the government. 
2 - Protects a militia's and an individual's right to bear arms. 
3 - Prohibits the forced quartering of soldiers during peacetime. 
4 - Prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and sets out requirements for search warrants based on probable cause. 
5 - Sets out rules for indictment by grand jury and eminent domain, protects the right to due process, and prohibits self-incrimination and double jeopardy. 
6 - Protects the right to a fair and speedy public trial by jury, including the rights to be notified of the accusations, to confront the accuser, to obtain witnesses and to retain counsel. 
7 - Provides for the right to trial by jury in certain civil cases, according to common law. 
8 - Prohibits excessive fines and excessive bail, as well as cruel and unusual punishment. 
9 - Protects rights not enumerated in the Constitution. 
10 - Limits the powers of the federal government to those delegated to it by the Constitution.

Bad news usually grabs the headlines so it can be hard to remember that we live in a world full of beauty. Here are 10 stories that made us happy this week because they feature amazing comebacks, powerful acts of giving, and one super-amazing cow.

1. Man brushing his cow to Bruno Mars is a moment of pure zen

This video is the perfect example of how man and nature can live in harmony. Thor the cow is in pure bliss as his human friend brushes him at a farm in Emmett, Idaho.

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