Breasts Are Here To Ruin Your Day, Because They're Just The Worst

Breasts: Aren't they just the worst? Here's a catchy song for any new moms out there that will get stuck in your head for weeks.

Oh, and in case the sarcasm doesn't drip through your computer screens, my comments and this video are just messin' with ya. Breastfeeding in public isn't a crime, but eeesh is it treated that way sometimes.

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