Was That Debate Boring? Yes. Was This Critic's Response Awesome? INDEED.

So it turns out that all the showmanship from Romney last night was because he wasn't actually telling the truth most of the time. Even his own website fact-checked him. No wonder the president looked so bored the whole time — he must have been thinking up material for today. Like we were.That zinger you were looking for last night? It's in this video at :18 and doesn't stop. At 2:00 he starts double zinging. At 2:30 he says my favorite thing. At 4:50 he defines patriotism rather nicely. At 5:40 he tells us what he's gonna do.