So it turns out that all the showmanship from Romney last night was because he wasn't actually telling the truth most of the time. Even his own website fact-checked him. No wonder the president looked so bored the whole time — he must have been thinking up material for today. Like we were.That zinger you were looking for last night? It's in this video at :18 and doesn't stop. At 2:00 he starts double zinging. At 2:30 he says my favorite thing. At 4:50 he defines patriotism rather nicely. At 5:40 he tells us what he's gonna do.