If Someone Tried To Teach My Children This In Science Class, I'd Do More Than Cast A Spell On Them
In a hearing to repeal a creationism law in Louisiana, state Sen. Elbert Guillory (R) wanted to make sure a persecuted minority was protected from being kicked out of science classes. He has a good reason though, if you believe Harry Potter was a documentary.
If you believe science should be in science class, and witch doctoring should be... anywhere but in science class, you could totally share this. Science would appreciate it.