First He Went To The Hospital. Then He Felt The Worst Pain Of His Life. Then Things Got Weird.

Yes, John Green was in Africa. Yes, he was hospitalized shortly thereafter. Internet Diagnosis Machine says … Ebola! Er, no, sorry. Really, he was as far away from it in Africa as England is from Afghanistan. He had meningitis, which he apparently got in — well, this is embarrassing — Florida. Green’s brain is still…

Pets

6th grader’s science fair project answers age-old question: ‘Do cat buttholes touch everything?’

Dads

Someone called the police on a ‘homeless man with a baby.’ Turns out he’s just a very tired dad.

Nature

In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

Pop Culture

Sunbather doesn’t budge when Harry and Meghan’s entourage has to walk around her. She’s the internet’s new hero.