A Joke That Takes 1 Minute To Read About 2 People With 8 Bottles Of Apple Juice

I basically don’t want to tell you anything about this joke by Hannibal Buress because I don’t want to ruin the effect. So give it a go, willya?

By

Joseph Lamour

Mar 13, 2014

Share this if the punchline hit you as much as it did me (or if you just think this joke is funny) by clicking the Facebook and Twitter buttons below.

Add to Google News

More for You

Ryan Lecour, family, Landslide, Fleetwood Mac

Wholesome

3 sisters sang ‘Landslide’ as kids. 9 years later, they sang it at their dad’s funeral.

cash, $100 bills, woman with money, flashing cash, fan of cash

Finance

If America equally redistributed its billionaires’ money overnight, how much would you get?

cat distribution system, stray cat, kitten

Pets

A flea-infested kitten tried to hide in a Hy-Vee parking lot. Then the Cat Distribution System kicked in.

Boss, reaction, manager, resignation, job

Wholesome

She recorded her boss’s reaction to her quitting. Now everyone wants her manager.

Mister Rogers, childhood, bullying, grandparents, television

Culture

Bullies chased Mister Rogers home yelling ‘fat Freddy.’ His grandfather said 12 words that changed everything.

By subscribing, you accept beehiiv's Terms of Use & Privacy Policy. Our site's Privacy Policy applies.

Featured

All Featured Stories →

Technology, Cybersecurity, Music, Hardware, Weird News

Culture

Janet Jackson’s unique song made so many laptops crash that it became a cybersecurity case

Adam Albright-Hanna

happiness, happy woman, woman with glasses, smiling woman, woman short hair

Mental Health

Yale expert shares 5 steps to rewire your brain for happiness with no weird tricks

Tod Perry

what people do every day, how people spend time, bar chart race

Generations

Video shows how people spent their time each day from 1920 to 2026. It’s eye-opening.

Annie Reneau

Memphis news anchor, new mom, anchor falls asleep, news

Parenting

A Memphis news anchor fell asleep on the air. Parents everywhere came to her defense.

Jacalyn Wetzel