Global warming gets a bad rap. So what if oceans are drowning whole
nations — we end up with
super-cool floating golf and movable island resorts! But sadly, all this
innovation does not make up for how much this sucks for small island countries
eroding away year after year. A planet is a terrible thing to waste.
If your golf course floats, it’s still disaster tourism.
Who wouldn’t want the Indian Ocean as their front lawn? Can’t swim? Just grow gills, you silly human!
Heck, it may even boost tourism in the Maldives! Now that is (climate) change you can believe in.