Sorry, Kids, But Mommy And Daddy Can't Afford A Car Because The Government Hung Them Out To Dry

Fewer students repeating grades? Less interaction with the criminal justice system? Less reliance on government entitlement programs? Parents capable of working? We would be stupid NOT to do this.

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