Sorry, Kids, But Mommy And Daddy Can't Afford A Car Because The Government Hung Them Out To Dry

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Fewer students repeating grades? Less interaction with the criminal justice system? Less reliance on government entitlement programs? Parents capable of working? We would be stupid NOT to do this.

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