Next Time A Creepy Guy Yells At You When You Walk Down The Street, Here's What He's Really Thinking

BuzzFeed was kind enough to translate all the creepy things those creepy guys who holler at women say into what they really mean. I never knew creepy dudes had so much nuance. But seriously, stop it. It's never a good idea, no matter how much you think she'll appreciate it. She won't. Seriously. Ever.

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Society makes me feel like I have to objectify you to feel manly.

Ooh girl you know I only act like this when people I care about aren't around.

Hey baby I talk to women a lot more than I understand them.

Yo, what up little mama? I'm extremely sexually frustrated.

Me, I'm uncomfortable talking to women like they're actual people.

Yo girl, I just met these guys but I want them to think I'm cool.

I know you're not on your way to talk to me right now, yet I'm still giving you all my attention.

Yo girl wait up. I don't even know why I just told you to wait up cause I don't have the confidence to keep talking to you.

Deep down I know you're not jumping in this Ford Escape girl.

This has never, ever worked.

In another social situation I would never behave like this.

Damn this is the best part of my day and I realize how sad that is.

I noticed your confidence so I'm cutting you down to feel powerful.

Hey,wait, what's my problem? Why can't I pick up on this social ques? What is my problem?

I don't even know why I'm talking. I don't even know why I keep doing this to women. I'm just a sad man.

I hate me too girl.

Hey, I don't have any sisters so it doesn't occur to me how insanely offensive this is.

I don't know what I'm doing right now. Who am I kissing?

I have no idea what else to say to you so I'm gonna get louder!

I do this cause I'm lonely. Ha,ha. Lonely, yeah baby lonely. And bored!

Ain't nobody love me. Ain't nobody looking at me. I am so lonely.

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Aug 08, 2014

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