Aren't ALL Marriages Kind Of Gay?

Rollie Williams
One of the most commonly cited reasons for being against gay marriage is the strong traditions that anchor marriage to our society. As Jimmy Kimmel pointed out at the 2012 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, a lot of the customs of traditional marriage seem arbitrary at best.

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