The Perfect Flow Chart To Help You Determine If Someone Owes You Some Sexual Relations

Some people get confused about when and how people owe each other sex. You could easily swap in a man for a woman and come to the same brilliant conclusion, but our culture tends to put the onus on women. So here’s an easy-to-read flow chart that will explain when you can cash in that…

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Adam Mordecai

Jul 24, 2014

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